No chicks in the Man Cave

By Wife of a wannabe loser - 02/03/2026 09:00

Today, I went into my husband's man cave to ask him a question. He was blasting a song about being an unemployed single loser, singing along, and playing video games. What the fuck did I marry? FML
I agree, your life sucks 89
You deserved it 467

Same thing different taste

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So what’s the issue? Was it the singing or playing video games? Let me guess, you don’t sing along with songs you like or do something he doesn’t do. God forbid he has a little “me” time to himself.

It's just a song, chill. You're really overanalyzing, aren't you? God forbid he ever sings along to "Barbie girl"...

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This is why men need man caves, to be themselves without some shrew wife criticizing them. Your husband needs a locked door, evidently.

tiptoppc 19

I can only imagine the fun you are once he steps out of there too. He’s probably laughing so hard outside, he’s crying inside. Do him a favor and leave him. He’ll be happier.

It's just a song, chill. You're really overanalyzing, aren't you? God forbid he ever sings along to "Barbie girl"...

So what’s the issue? Was it the singing or playing video games? Let me guess, you don’t sing along with songs you like or do something he doesn’t do. God forbid he has a little “me” time to himself.

Unless he actually IS an unemployed loser, I see no reason to panic. I like the song "Bodies" but you won't see me throwing any on the floor. Sheesh.