Oral relief

By Anonymous - 24/02/2026 20:00

Today, I went to the store with my mask on, as usual. As I walked past a guy, he reached out and tore the mask off my face, revealing my secret: a pacifier I use to control my horrible anxiety and agoraphobia. I froze, then collapsed to the ground screaming, and had a stress-triggered seizure. FML
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idragosani 15

I hope you press charges against the asshole.

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FluffythePink 23

Find someone to support you, go back to the store, ask for witnesses and the CCTV and call the cops. He's going to do that to someone protecting themselves because they've got a really bad heart and actually kill them with the shock and stress. I get anxiety and agoraphobia, they're old 'friends' of mine, but sometimes you have to at least try and kick back against the arseholes. If not for yourself, then the next person. Get angry, find your metaphorical hammer and nail him to the wall for that behaviour.

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idragosani 15

I hope you press charges against the asshole.

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FluffythePink 23

Find someone to support you, go back to the store, ask for witnesses and the CCTV and call the cops. He's going to do that to someone protecting themselves because they've got a really bad heart and actually kill them with the shock and stress. I get anxiety and agoraphobia, they're old 'friends' of mine, but sometimes you have to at least try and kick back against the arseholes. If not for yourself, then the next person. Get angry, find your metaphorical hammer and nail him to the wall for that behaviour.

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